Tree Hook for Weak and Lazy Hunters

Tree Hook adds hooks to trees. I have heard stories of people who were attacked by animals as they slept in their tents. Why. Because these idiots took their food to bed with them to “stop the critters stealing it.” These people probably need to be locked up for their own good. In the meantime, they could use the Tree Hook.

The $40 Tree Hook takes the place of a free wooden branch. It is fashioned from aluminum, has a padded top and attaches to a nearby trunk with a nylon webbing strap.

Who would buy this seemingly superfluous accessory? It's aimed at hunters (excuse the pun).

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